MAN IN FLORIDA BEFRIENDS AN ALIEN
A man in Florida claims that he was abducted by an alien named Dune for a weekend in which they engaged in intimate play. He says that Dune warned him of an imminent alien invasion planned by a savage race of hyper-violent males called Centauri, who aim to kill 90% of the human population and force the remaining into sexual slavery. When asked for evidence, he pulled out a sculpture of Dune’s genitalia, and a year later I bought it on eBay.