Jon Large

MATERIAL: PLATINUM CURE SILICONE
MADE TO ORDER. 1-2 WEEKS PROCESSING TIME
$1,067.00
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During the Male Centauri alien invasion (2050), Jon’s invention known as the “Kill-Pill,” weaponized sexual intercourse transforming the act of killing aliens into an erotic sport of sorts. “The more aliens you fuck, the more aliens that will die,” a phrase from one of Jon’s last public speeches before his death, became a motto for the human martyr-bottom soldiers defending Earth.

Initially, the Kill-Pill’s venom took a few hours to take effect, but once the Centauri army figured out why its soldiers were suddenly dropping dead, it fought back by turning the Centauri’s sperm acidic, killing the recipient martyr-bottom soldier instantly. In response, the human army accelerated the killing effect of the Kill-Pill from a few hours to 5-10 minutes. This turned sexual encounters between humans-aliens into lethal battles for survival, racing towards and against reaching orgasms. The faster a Centauri alien ejaculated, the more likely a human would die, and in order to survive, martyr-bottom soldiers had to keep the giant Centauri monsters fucking them for longer periods of time. An interesting fact was that no matter the outcome, a Centauri alien would always die because their sexual attraction towards humans was absolutely unavoidable in every single one of them, as if it were the effects of a virus, or a genetic disease they were all born with, and that desire was stronger than hate.

In time, the sexual encounters between humans and aliens seeded emotional bonds, and as some martyr-bottom soldiers decided to stop taking the Kill-Pill so they could enjoy longer sex with Centauri aliens, this opened way to an end of war. Expressed in poetic terms: love was the antidote for war. After all, the Male Centauri had invaded Earth because they wanted to enslave us, not kill us. But not everyone was happy with this outcome, many humans still detested the giant beasts and the once benevolent Betelgeuse race, who recently had started an allegiance with the Centauri in exchange for their salvation, started growing internally one of the most prevalent and malignant societal tumors in the universe, the tumor known as jealousy. (To be continued)

Circumference at head: 8”    
Circumference at bottom of shaft: 9.80”    
Insertable length: 7.5”    
Overall length: 9”    
Weight: 2.8 lbs  

Jon Large is the next step in the stairway to reach the 11 inch realm.

SOFT: Shore 00 30, aka number 3 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 30 BY SMOOTH ON)

MED FIRM: Shore 00 50, aka number 5 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 50 BY SMOOTH ON)

These firmness match exactly those of popular toy store Bad Dragon.

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