Name: Trappist Large
Brand: Survey of the Cosmos
Price: 114.95 EUR
Availability: OutOfStock

MATERIAL: PLATINUM CURE SILICONE

MADE TO ORDER. 1-2 WEEKS PROCESSING TIME

€114,95

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CIRCUMFERENCE AT EVENT HORIZON	11.75 in	29.84 cm
INSERTABLE LENGTH	7 in	17.78 cm
Overall length	9 in	22.86 cm
WEIGHT	2.5 lb

SOFT: Shore 00 30, aka number 3 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 30 BY SMOOTH ON)

MED FIRM: Shore 00 50, aka number 5 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 50 BY SMOOTH ON)

These firmness match exactly those of popular toy store Bad Dragon.

This item has an estimated processing time of 1-2 weeks. Once shipped, domestic orders usually take 2-6 days to arrive while international orders usually take 4-10 days to arrive. Calculated rates are available from multiple carriers at check out.

All orders are subject to extended delays due to production setbacks.

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Trappist is joining Planet Earth in the fight against the hyper-violent Male Centauri to finally walk up to the intergalactic stage and show everyone what he’s got to replace his missing thumb. Trappist is people. Trappist is intelligent, handsome, curvy and ribbed, and erect like a gamma ray. Trappist is present and ready for war.

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For long disregarded as “not people” due to the additional billions of years that it took them to evolve a discerning brain (and for only having four fingers, missing that useful thumb) Trappist is the latest addition to the list of civilized species in the Milky Way and is eager to make a mark.

Trappist is joining Earth in the fight against the hyper-violent Male Centauri, stepping into the intergalactic stage to show everyone what he’s got to replace his missing thumb.

Trappist is people. Trappist is intelligent, handsome, curvy and ribbed, and erect like a gamma ray. Trappist is present and ready for war.