• Must be well versed in computer science and now how to code.
• Must have clearance to all launching sites and acces to all spacecraft.
• Must keep this gig secret from bosses at NASA.
• Must be ok with flirting at place of work.
• Must not have a history of reporting bosses for being too flirty at work.
• Must tolerate strong odors in enclosed spaces.
• Must not be prompt to seizures or vomiting when reaching supersonic speeds.
• Must be ok with large quantities of viscous substances suddenly appearing out of nowhere.
• Must like aliens.
• Must be experienced at allowing very large objects to enter the body, be it an inanimate object or a fleshy object attached to a living organism (for the sake of important research).
Will pay 40 mercurials and 1/2 ounce of lunar dust per hour. To schedule an interview call Fornacis Large At 1-800-UFOLOVA
Circumference of upper body: 8.75” Circumference at event horizon: 12” Insertable length: 8” Overall length: 9” Weight: 2.4 lbs
SOFT: Shore 00 30, known as number 3 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 30 BY SMOOTH ON)
MED FIRM: Shore 00 50, known as number 5 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 50 BY SMOOTH ON)
This item has an estimated processing time of 3-4 weeks. Once shipped, domestic orders usually take 2-6 days to arrive while international orders usually take 4-10 days to arrive. Calculated rates are available from multiple carriers at check out.
All orders are subject to extended delays due to production setbacks.