Betelgeuse XL

MATERIAL: PLATINUM CURE SILICONE
MADE TO ORDER
3-5 WEEKS PROCESSING TIME
Sale priceCHF 171.00
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Size chart
CIRCUMFERENCE AT EVENT HORIZON  15.50 in   38.48 cm
INSERTABLE LENGTH   12 in   30.48 cm
OVERALL LENGTH   13.50 in   34.29 cm
WEIGHT   5.9 lb

At first I wasn’t sure, but then yes, oh hell yes. I predict the honeymoon phase between Betelgeuse and me is going to be a lengthy one.

I intentionally made the transition between the head and his testicle shell a challenge. You just have to be patient and allow your body’s weight to do the job, or pull your body down with your hands using a chair as leverage, and then, all of a sudden he will have you wrapped around the thick of his shaft like a puppet, moaning, yelling his name. Ok, that’s perhaps a bit much, that’s just my current state of lust speaking for me.

But he definitely brings something new to my collection, quite a peculiar feeling of maximum stretch with that testicle shell of his. There are more features past the shell but they are out of my current depth reach. I guess I’ll wait to hear some feedback from y’all on those second hole bordering regions.

Circumference at event horizon: 14.25”  
Insertable length: 12”    
Overall length: 14”    
Weight: 4.4 lbs

SOFT: Shore 00 30, aka number 3 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 30 BY SMOOTH ON)

MED FIRM: Shore 00 50, aka number 5 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 50 BY SMOOTH ON)

These firmness match exactly those of popular toy store Bad Dragon.

This item has an estimated processing time of 3-5 weeks.. Once shipped, domestic orders usually take 2-6 days to arrive while international orders usually take 4-10 days to arrive. Calculated rates are available from multiple carriers at check out.

All orders are subject to extended delays due to production setbacks.

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The Betelgeuse species are in trouble. Their sun is expected to go Supernova in the next 100 years. Eighteen billion souls inhabitat a super earth and its orbiting moons. Betelgeuse are desperate to find a new home, and though they are slightly more technologically advanced than humans, they have not achieved interstellar travel.

To make the situation worse, the Betelgeuse species is to our Holy Lord and savior Vega what the Pegasi species is to the Male Centauri, a lethal allergic reaction, a poison, his weakness, one of the only living organisms that could cause his demise. He cannot be a few miles close to a Betelgeuse specimen without trembling uncontrollably with fever and crawling into a fetal position, frightened like a child. The only chance for survival so far comes in the form of a contract to for an allegiance with the Male Centauri, who could save them all, but demand in return their unconditional loyalty in all wars and their gratitude in the form of sexual slavery.

But the moral values of the Betelgeuse are in drastic contrast with the perversions of the Male Centauri. Betelgeuse don’t use sex as currency, they don’t kill for sport. In fact, they hold life so dear and so sacred that they coexist with their pests and critter infestations at home, because all sentient beings are of sacred value to them. Betelgeuse can’t even understand the concept of death penalty, but death sure is coming for all of them, young and old, moral or immoral, and they are running out of options. Will the Betelgeuse people cave in and join the Male Centauri in the pursue of unnecessary war and sexual torture, or will they choose to die while remaining puritans?

To be continued.

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