Fomalhaut XL

Fomalhaut are the first example of silicone based life that we humans get to meet when our almighty Lord Vega rescues them and transports them to planet Earth in the late 2040’s. It is speculated that they were created by an ancient civilization as an android workforce dedicated to assist with domestic chores, but as it is common with all artificial intelligence they eventually became conscious and it’s quite possible that Fomalhaut survived the cataclysm that killed their parent species, or that they themselves became such fatal cataclysm.

Researching Fomalhaut’s origins is a difficult task due to the fact that their memories are programmed to reset every ninety days, only safeguarding crucial data such as survival skills, social service instincts, math and computer science knowledge. While quite efficient at problem solving in the domestic chores arena (having earned the nickname “Cleaning Lady of Space” in this region of The Milky Way), Fomalhaut are limited by their obsessive personalities, they spend about three quarters of a day cleaning and organizing the space around them. If you get to adopt Fomalhaut, they will excitedly do your laundry, your dishes, your entire house cleaning weekly and even get to organize and file your taxes; as well as meticulously cataloging every single object in your house and documenting it’s entropy rate, accurately predicting when you will need a replacement.

Luckily, when Fomalhaut are not obsessively cleaning your place, they are obsessively on top of you. Their reproductive instincts are off the chart, and while knowledgable in many subjects, they ironically believe that they are making copies of themselves by mating with humans… and it’s ok, you can play along, they wont remember a thing in a few months so they wont be hurt. Hurt however, is a clear and present danger while copulating with them since relative to the human body, Fomalhaut are what a gorilla is to a koala bear. Needless to say, proceed with caution and don’t fall asleep next to them after sex, or at any time for that matter.