When our lord Vega rescues the Pegasi species and brings them to live amongst humans, an instructional booklet entitled “ The Do’s and Dont’s of Living with Pegasi” is released. Three of the guidelines found in it are of most relevance, they read as follows...
You must never leave a Pegasi alone in a room, a backyard or any place housing plants or abundant vegetation. The Pegasi are vegetarian but they’ll actually eat anything that is known as vegetation in our planet and even if your Pegasi is well fed, they are known to lack self control, so it’s probably best that you don’t own any plants and of course, that you keep your fridge full of greens, otherwise,.they will start munching on the grass of your backyard, then on your neighbor’s grass and in about a week your entire neighborhood will look as if it were going through a drought.
You must never fall asleep with a Pegasi for the same reason that you, as a grown up human, would never fall asleep next to a human infant.
You must never let a Pegasi ejaculate inside your body. The Pegasi are extremely fertile, all they need to reproduce is to deposit their sperm inside the body of another organism. The sperm of a Pegasi may produce from 8 to 80 eggs inside the unlucky host for a period lasting a few days. Each egg weights about 14 lbs. A human could birth only a few before the process of giving birth starts tearing the body apart, and when an egg breaks inside the body the new born will carve its way out by devouring it from the inside.
The Pegasi species are smart, if they like you they will go out of their way not to ejaculate inside you, but if they are not fond of you they’ll f#@k you to death in the most literal of ways. If you suspect there is sperm inside of your body after engaging in sexual activity with a Pegasi, you must get to the nearest hospital and request an internal cleansing surgery immediately, no over the counter enema will do
