Many are the mysteries surrounding Fomalhaut. Is it really a planet or just a dust cloud? Where did it go during its brief disappearance in the early 10’s? Were the Fomalhaut people replaced by evil androids? Is it really on a path of destruction as it reaches that disc of debris that orbits its star in less than 20 years? Will our holy and almighty Lord Vega come to rescue them? Is their cry for help just a plot to entrap us by the hyper-violent Male Centauri race?
There is so much about Fomalhaut that we just don’t know, but what we know at crisp detail is the shape of his giant schlong.