Name: Proxy Majoris
Brand: Survey of the Cosmos
Price: 144.95 EUR
Availability: OutOfStock

MATERIAL: PLATINUM CURE SILICONE

MADE TO ORDER. 2-5 WEEKS PROCESSING TIME

€144,95

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Proxy believes that they* are the only survivor of the genocide at Proxima Centauri B in 2013 (SOC Alternate Universe), perpetrated by the hyper-violent Male Centauri Empire. Proxy has fled to planet Earth and knows that we are living in borrowed time, but Proxy has an escape plan as they sleep with one tentacle in the ignition button of their spaceship.

Proxy does not seek revenge upon the sadistic Centauri because they know that any attempts would be unsuccessful against such paramount threat. Proxy thinks that if life must be cut short we must enjoy its ultimate pleasures as much as we can, and for Proxy those pleasures come in the shape of the human body.

Circumference at event horizon: 12.50”
Insertable length: 8”
Overall length: 11”
Weight: 3.2 lbs

SOFT: Shore 00 30, aka number 3 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 30 BY SMOOTH ON)

MED FIRM: Shore 00 50, aka number 5 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 50 BY SMOOTH ON)

These firmness match exactly those of popular toy store Bad Dragon.

This item has an estimated processing time of 4-5 weeks. Once shipped, domestic orders usually take 2-6 days to arrive while international orders usually take 4-10 days to arrive. Calculated rates are available from multiple carriers at check out.

All orders are subject to extended delays due to production setbacks.

Please read my Shipping Policy and Refund Policy prior to making a purchase..

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Proxy Majoris

Circumference at event horizon: 12.50”
Insertable length: 8”
Overall length: 11”
Weight: 3.2 lbs

Yes, take me there.

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Proxy Majoris

Circumference at event horizon: 12.50” Insertable length: 8” Overall length: 11” Weight: 3.2 lbs

Yes, take me there.

Circumference at event horizon: 12.50”
Insertable length: 8”
Overall length: 11”
Weight: 3.2 lbs