The mystery of Cassini’s recent abnormal growth is solved. After launching an extensive investigation worldwide, Survey of The Cosmos has found evidence suggesting that a group of anarchist scientists called ‘The Power-Bottoms” led by a shadowy figure in England simply known by the username FFsonic1, captured a Cassini specimen, reconfigured his DNA an released him back into the wild. Great! Now the rest of us will have to deal with the results.