It hasn’t been more than 3 weeks since we heard about Cassini XL escaping the NASA testing labs and we already hear rumors of his offspring running around. Watch out because there is no wilder beast than a Cassini entering puberty. See, the Cassini species are wired to instinctively think of sex as a friendly manner of socializing with others, so while we may be shocked and alarmed, they believe they are just being polite at trying to assimilate with our society, and there is nothing you can do but run.