Biologists at the Takeamonsta UFO Sanctuary and Research Center in Denver Colorado are intrigued by a subtle yet substantial growth recently noticed in several of their captive Cassini specimens. “Amongst the newer generations, there is an increase of about one inch in circumference at their already voluptuous shafts”, explained Dr. Will Takeamonsta, founder of the project. What could be causing this unprecedented growth amongst our alien visitors. Could they still be adapting to Earth’s atmosphere or absorbing nutrients that stimulate such growth while copulating with humans. Could it be that we still have not seen the Cassini species reach full maturity, or could this simply be evolution at work. You can help us figure out this mystery by ordering a specimen and examining it closely.