Fornacis Large

MATERIAL: PLATINUM CURE SILICONE
MADE TO ORDER. 3-4 WEEKS PROCESSING TIME
$1,145.00
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PART TIME ROCKET SCIENTIST HELP NEEDED

Job qualifications:

• Must work part time ar Nasa.

• Must be well versed in computer science and now how to code.

• Must have clearance to all launching sites and acces to all spacecraft.

• Must keep this gig secret from bosses at NASA.

• Must be ok with flirting at place of work.

• Must not have a history of reporting bosses for being too flirty at work.

• Must tolerate strong odors in enclosed spaces.

• Must not be prompt to seizures or vomiting when reaching supersonic speeds.

• Must be ok with large quantities of viscous substances suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

• Must like aliens.

• Must be experienced at allowing very large objects to enter the body, be it an inanimate object or a fleshy object attached to a living organism (for the sake of important research).

Will pay 40 mercurials and 1/2 ounce of lunar dust per hour. To schedule an interview call Fornacis Large At 1-800-UFOLOVA


Circumference of upper body: 8.75”
Circumference at event horizon: 12”
Insertable length: 8”
Overall length: 9”
Weight: 2.4 lbs

SOFT: Shore 00 30, known as number 3 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 30 BY SMOOTH ON)

MED FIRM: Shore 00 50, known as number 5 in the durometer scale (ECOFLEX 00 50 BY SMOOTH ON)

This item has an estimated processing time of 3-4 weeks. Once shipped, domestic orders usually take 2-6 days to arrive while international orders usually take 4-10 days to arrive. Calculated rates are available from multiple carriers at check out.

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